Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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