dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Congratulations! We have a period
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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