he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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