Soap is not a condiment
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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