the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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