Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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