So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I touched a dick in church today
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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