Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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