:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Randomize
