I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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