fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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