i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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