but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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