Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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