everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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