trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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