I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
be right there i have to get my cape
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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