yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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