he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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