So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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