Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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