this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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