Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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