We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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