She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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