is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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