She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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