Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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