im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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