It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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