Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
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He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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