Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
