U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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