I need help removing her.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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