My nipple is on Facebook.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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