i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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