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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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