So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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