Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.