He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.