Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  did you get engaged???

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): did you get engaged??? http://tfl.nu/bgu9
  Replies (15) Good night (1316) Bad night (2456)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you. http://tfl.nu/ohi7
  Replies (39) Good night (1012) Bad night (1243)
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  we are all sexual creatures

  (951): View more from California

  yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): we are all sexual creatures (951): yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any. http://tfl.nu/bk7c
  Replies (9) Good night (819) Bad night (2898)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): my new favorite insult= "thundercunt" http://tfl.nu/7c82
  Replies (48) Good night (4323) Bad night (822)
• Favorite

  (229): View more from Georgia

  this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.

  (1-229): View more from Georgia

  You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (229): this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair. (1-229): You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture? http://tfl.nu/5k8s
  Replies (55) Good night (1325) Bad night (4260)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail http://tfl.nu/0pa7
  Replies (30) Good night (953) Bad night (6963)
• Favorite

  (972): View more from Texas

  it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (972): it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles http://tfl.nu/ysqd
  Replies (26) Good night (1247) Bad night (5285)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends http://tfl.nu/8jwh
  Replies (7) Good night (3043) Bad night (1098)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun. http://tfl.nu/31s3
  Replies (8) Good night (1488) Bad night (1632)
• Favorite

  (913): View more from Kansas

  Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (913): Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high. http://tfl.nu/x992
  Replies (7) Good night (813) Bad night (1541)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish" http://tfl.nu/lggm
  Replies (15) Good night (4213) Bad night (610)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it. http://tfl.nu/ke8h
  Replies (3) Good night (492) Bad night (1264)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people http://tfl.nu/1v0e
  Replies (3) Good night (356) Bad night (610)
• Favorite

  (361): View more from Texas

  Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (361): Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass http://tfl.nu/9x8z
  Replies (1) Good night (530) Bad night (324)
• Favorite

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (814): thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too http://tfl.nu/ul0r
  Replies (0) Good night (590) Bad night (257)

Randomize