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• (540): View more from Virginia

  It was kinda weird being the boss

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  Did you feel like Tony Danza?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend

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  Get a boyfriend

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?

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• (323): View more from California

  Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker

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  Do you believe in miracles?

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.

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• (909): View more from California

  the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.

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