dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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