Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!