do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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