OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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