Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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