Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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