Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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