i just wanna soil my oats bro
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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