I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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