Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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