I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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