I feel like I'm in dance class right now
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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