Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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