Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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