So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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